Smells Like I Just Need Some F-cking Sleep Candle Size:9oz designed to hold up through

designed to hold up through all your venting needs

just like your favorite drink

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Smells Like I Just Need Some F-cking Sleep Candle Size:9oz designed to hold up throughNot a vacation. Not a spa day. The fantasy is simpler and far more explicit: eight uninterrupted hours, no alarms, no small voices, no thoughts. This funny exhausted gift states the only wish left. Some f cking sleep. That's it. That's the list. Who this is for: The new parent, night shifter, or grad student running on fumes The friend whose "I'm tired" has evolved past words Anyone needing a funny self care gift with zero pretense The sleep deprived,