You Can Sleep When You're Dead Mug Size:One Size minus the extra effort

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You Can Sleep When You're Dead Mug Size:One Size minus the extra effortYou can sleep when you're dead. Until then, there's coffee, ambition, and a schedule that laughs at the concept of eight hours. This you can sleep when you're dead mug fuels the ones who run hot. Rest is scheduled for later. Much later. The mug keeps the meantime caffeinated. Who this is for: The hustler whose calendar has no white space and no regrets The gift for the friend awake at both 5am and midnight Anyone needing a sleep when you're dead mug