I Twisted My Ankle Ceramic Mug 15 oz sarcastic ready to stand out and

ready to stand out and spark up the party

and the legend clocks in

the earliest riser

and surprise FaceTime calls

I Twisted My Ankle Ceramic Mug 15 oz sarcastic ready to stand out andI twisted my ankle playing vodka last night. The sport was unscheduled. The injury was real. The story is being told slightly differently at work. This I twisted my ankle mug documents the actual cause with plausible deniability baked in. The vodka was involved. The ankle paid the price. The mug holds the honest version. Who this is for: The woman whose weekend injuries require creative explanation on Monday The gag gift for the friend whose ankle has