Don’t Sit On My Bed Funny Custom Home Candle Scent:Unscented This thighs touch mug reframes

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The gift for the friend who won't chat about the weather but will go three hours on unsolved mysteries

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Don’t Sit On My Bed Funny Custom Home Candle Scent:Unscented This thighs touch mug reframesThe bed is sacred ground. The outside clothes have been outside, touching outside things. The policy is ancient, non negotiable, and correct. This funny house rules gift posts the law where guests can read it. Not on the bed. Not in those jeans. Ever. Who this is for: The friend whose bedroom has TSA level entry protocols The germ conscious queen who has always been right about this Anyone needing a funny roommate gift with boundary energy The bed's